My Car Makes Me Sin

Like the old Silage song...

My car has been parked in the same spot for almost 36 hours because it is not working. I'm not sure what's wrong with it. It doesn't seem to be the alternator, which is good. Maybe I'll just have to buy a new battery. It wouldn't jump off today. I've got a guy looking at it. My laptop is messed up for the moment too. Oh yeah, when I was in the computer lab trying to print out my annotated reference lists, which were due today, it wouldn't let me add page numbers.

Why does technology hate me?