Tis This Season

Sarcastic lyrics from sad songs like this almost make me feel happy, which is ironic. If I still feel crappy come Christmas, these are the only types of songs I will be singing this year.

Yule Shoot Your Eye Out by Fall Out Boy

"These are your good years
Don't take my advice
You never wanted the nice boys anyway
And I'm of good cheer
Cause I've been checking my list
The gifts you're receiving from me
Will be

One awkward silence
And two hopes you cry yourself to sleep
Staying up, waiting by the phone
And all I want this year
Is for you to dedicate your
Last breath to me
Before you bury yourself alive

Don't come home for Christmas
You're the last thing I wanna see
Underneath the tree
Merry Christmas, I could care less"

Featured on the wonderful A Santa Cause album.