Straight Edge Ero

I tutored a semester in a New Orleans Public School District school, which is said to be one of the worst school districts in the country. However, I thought it was just an overstatement.

I was wrong.

Last night, I was pumping gas for a friend when I saw this printed out sign on the gas pump. I then stole it just so you could read it now:

FOR MORE YOU'R CREDIT
PROTECTION, AFTER YOU SWAP
YOUR CREDIT CARD YOU MUST
ENTER YOUR BILLING
ADDRESS"ZIPCODE".

THANKS FOR YOUR
CORPORATION

[sic]

Oh yeah, Happy Independence Day.