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Jeff Watkins
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Sunday, February 10, 2008

Not A Real Post

I've recently come into contact with an old friend named TR. TR is certainly from the South. He lives in Dothan, AL and is a very funny person. While we were catching up, he inquired about my marital status. I informed him that I was still single. He is a newly married man, and he had some advice for me on how to find a mate:

"Let her chew some tobacco and see if the juice runs down both sides of her mouth. If it does, my friend, that is a LEVEL HEADED WOMAN!"

posted by Jeff Watkins at 3:50 PM


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