Today, I wanted to punch atleast one, if not more, of the kids I work with. But I didn't, so I could keep my job (and not go to jail, and so I could be able to continue to work with kids for future years, and etc). Don't judge my impulses. You've wanted to do it. Admit it!
What? With our little day camp angels? Never! Oh the days of wrestling Travis and Trevon..."You can't see me!"
ReplyDeleteI'm never really around kids and I've thought about harming a few.
ReplyDeleteLike the other day at this restaurant, the hostess was walking us to our table and this kid was blocking the aisle having a temper tantrum. I sort of wanted to push it out of the way with my knee. But I didn't.
I hate kids.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I totally rocked the face off that Intelligent Design paper...50 out of 50! A thousand thank yous, brother dear.
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