Who else isn't going to watch the "Big Game" tomorrow? If not, why so? For me, it would just be better to pretend that it's not important. In truth, and in the whole scheme of life, it's not. I realize it's entertainment. I enjoy leisure time too. But, it doesn't affect or effect my life and it certainly isn't everything.
blaize says: "your mom goes to college."
ReplyDeleteand i say: "the superbowl is to football what the beatles were to a bunch of faint-hearted trendy women. watch the stupid game, sucka."
Jeff says, "You both are lame."
ReplyDelete^says the guy speaking of himself in third person
ReplyDeletei don't plan to watch "the big game" either.. we should hang out and do something anti-football. :)
ReplyDeleteJeff says, "Sarah, you are lame, too!"
ReplyDeletewhat what what?! that could be the dumbest retort on the planet, jeffery glen. although i have to admit that when i read it, i laughed...out loud. ranks up there with butt-face and stupid head. lame...geez. maybe we should all start speaking in third person...sarah thinks it would be an interesting experiment.
ReplyDeletep.s. sarah, the english teacher, is impressed with jeff's correct use of commas in his above comment.
ReplyDeletei will watch the game, because i enjoy watching football games. if i end up not watching the game, i won't die of a broken heart or anything like that. and, i might be happier if i don't watch it... i don't like pittsburgh's colors! they should be called the bumble bees cause of their colors! HAHA!
ReplyDeleteJeff says, "Sarah, I am happy that you are happy. You should read below to see what he says to Michelle."
ReplyDeleteMichelle, I will not speak in third person to you. I just was asking why people will not watch the game. I am glad you will. I hope you enjoy it.
Oh yeah, Mickie, I'm not anti-football. I'm anti bordem.
ok, lame-o...you could quite possibly be the worst third-person-addresser on the planet...i'm convinced. the first rule of speaking in such a manner is that all pronouns must be in THIRD PERSON...no you, no we, no us...only he, she, it, them, or their. work on it, get back to me, and we'll try our little game once more.
ReplyDeleteand p.s. i'm not watching the game because i have to write a giganto screenplay by tuesday and i'm drowning in a sea of post-it notes.
Jeff says, Sarah, I don't think addressing oneself in the thrid person dictates all speech being required to be in the third person. But since Sarah thinks that is how it is supposed to be, Jeff will oblige Sarah. Since, after all, Jeff thinks a lot of Sarah.
ReplyDeleteBy the by, good luck swimming in your endless mounds of post-it notes.
sarah is happy to hear that jeff will humor her, but she is not at all surprised considering that she always gets her way. she is, after all, the most amazing girl on the planet...who wouldn't want to humor her?
ReplyDeletep.s. i tried using the laptop as a floatation device...no such luck...where's camper dominique and her life vest when i need her??
Jeff thinks it's funny that Sarah still is having a hard time getting over her self-conciousness.
ReplyDeleteAlso, haha! Where is Dominique? Now, I don't mean to be crude, irreverent, or possibly hurtful. But, if any of our kids could have survived Katrina, it surely would have been her.
hmm...that's not what you said the other night when you...JOKE! haha, so maybe not the most amazing, but certainly pretty darn close to being the funniest.
ReplyDeleteand sarah hopes the hydrophobia queen was far, far away from all things water related. she was probably off in texas telling someone the story of the three little bears...the story's probably still going...
hmm... the other night? I don't remember that. Is that the night you spiked my Powerade like you did at daycamp?
ReplyDeleteAnd Baby Bear was a Socratic subscriber who also had Dispensational tendancies.
maybe according to cassie...oh wait, she wasn't awake for story time.
ReplyDeleteand don't be drinking your hate-orade, brother. i'll get mom to ground you again.
Cassie was reading college level philosophy books I had, so leave her out of it. Let's see: Cassie, a Squrabit, whom read far above her reading and age level. Now, Dominique, a [...]; what were you again? Who lied! Don't mess with the best! And to quote Josh and Jordan, "Like Lil John, 'Yeahhhh.'"
ReplyDeleteNO LIE, you keep this up and i'll come all the way to fla. to kick your butt...and you know i can do it too. careful or i'll steal your teddy grahams too...better keep them in a safe place...
ReplyDeleteUmm... in 1995, the USPS decided to go from the three letter abbreviations, to two letters. Thus, Florida is no longer FLA, but simply FL. Please make note. I can't believe you missed the memo.
ReplyDeleteahem. my apologies. i am not quite so antiquated as some on this blog, and as a well-read but not-so-worldly eleven year-old, i indeed missed the memo. to be quite honest, i don't think i even knew florida really existed as an eleven year-old. thank you for pointing out my mistake with a "sequint" spangled banner. i do so appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteWell read, eh? It was a memo, not a book. And I knew that LA was a state at 11, even if in 1995 I was 15. Good night.
ReplyDelete21 comments before this one.
ReplyDeletei thought it was a record or something, then i realized it was a conversation between you and sarah.
that shouldn't win any awards.
Jeffery, kindly get over yourself. Yes, I was a very well-read eleven year-old, but no, unlike you I did not have a deep rooted obsession with the United States Postal Service.
ReplyDeleteAnd Joe, don't you think the world would be a better place if we got rewards for everything throughout our day? Today I'm going for "Best Female Procrastinator." What's yours?
"Best Sleeping Performance of February 6th"
ReplyDeleteI just got up about 45 minutes ago.
nicely done. you should get a gold star for that too.
ReplyDeleteSarah, I have an interest in knowlege, not the USPS. And I have no need to get over myself. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteJoe, nicely played. I was up at 7 something. I love work. Not really.
ha! i've got you beat. i have to leave the house at 7 to get to work on time...the joys of living in covington...
ReplyDeletei slept through most of the 1st quarter, and turned the game off at the beginning of the 4th quarter. halftime = COMPLETE AND TOTAL BOREDOM. one of my friends said that she never wanted to see a man dance in his granddaughter's clothes ever again. i had to agree, but added that it was more like great-granddaughter. HAHA!
ReplyDeleteand, i thought the officials were the co-mvp's of the game, but that's just my opinion and the opinions of quite a few other people... lol
Michelle, please never diss on the Rolling Stones again. But I agree, sorta. In all fairness, Mick is fixing to celebrate his 101 birthday.
ReplyDeleteJeff says, "Sarah, you will never beat Jeff!"
Jeffery is sorely mistaken (as is Michelle)...Mick Jagger could be 487 years old and wear a purple evening gown and still be amazing. He is rock and roll.
ReplyDeleteAnd Sarah feels no need to be drawn into little Jeffery's game. She knows she will always be the winner...now and forevermore.
Sarah, in all fairness, Mick is a great singer for a great rock and roll band. That's the key. The Stones are a rock and roll band! Mick is just an ex-junkie who seriously looks like any day he is going to die. There are better looking corpses.
ReplyDeleteJeff thinks that Sarah is kidding herself when Sarah thinks Sarah is going to beat Jeff. Sarah is essentially acknowledging Jeff's superior ability to win by giving into playing "who can speak in the third person the longest."
I'm setting an award worthy record just by posting at 4:05 AM (CT).
ReplyDeleteAnd Jeff, I agree. I said to my dad during halftime, "we're going to watch Mick Jagger die on live TV." And I think, knowing this may destroy our friendship, I think that maybe it would've been a better show if he had. He's 62 freakin years old. For real. I wasn't kidding when I told my dad, "You're 66? It's like if you were out there doing that. Nobody needs to see that."
It's true. Or it's 4 AM speaking. Either way.
I'm going to pretend like none of you said any of that and go back to the screenplay that could just do me in. When did I think this was a good idea? More importantly, WHY did I think this was a good idea??
ReplyDeleteAnd Jeff, no matter what you think, say, do or feel, deep down you know I win every time. It's just the way the game is played. Next time you should choose your opponent more carefully.
Sarah,
ReplyDeleteYoung Jeffery didn't choose you, I chose you. Remember that!!! Also, he's in the lead 44-37. Go!
-God
For the record, I am in the lead. I don't know who God is.
ReplyDeleteFOR THE RECORD, I DO know who God is, and He doesn't like it when little seminary boys use His name in a fraudulent manner. If I were you, I'd be careful with that (and I'd rethink the sideburn length thing...I'm just saying is all).
ReplyDeleteOh, and I cranked out a 16 page screenplay in three hours. Sometimes I amaze even myself...
ReplyDeleteHow do you know that the divine didn't grace the presence of this site? And why do you suppose somebody who attends a seminary (not necessarly New Orleans') is behind this. A lot of Satanists visit this site and do things such as this.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you got your work done Sarah, but you're not that amazing, kidding ;)
Jeff, I clicked the site meter and it says that you, indeed, did post at 3:53 CT (which is what your comments are set on- you never changed it from New Orleans). Funny, that's when "God" posted.
ReplyDeleteNow I revel in my superior web-stalking abilities.
No really, you should hide that image or something. Statcounter is nice too.
Joe, what image should I hide?
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I don't like you anymore. I will commence with going to Mobile and throwing rocks through your window.
Or... I will just use you as a reference on an application I filled out today, and not tell you. Haha.