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Tuesday, February 22, 2005

I'm a racist bible salesman

I was informed that I am a racist.

A little old black woman came into my store and wandered around. We always greet our customers when they come in the door, which I did, and then usually inquire if I can help them in any way. She seemed as if she were on a mission and went exactly to where she thought she needed to go. After about 20 minutes of the worst hour long lunch rush we have ever had she had apparently had enough of whatever we were doing or were not doing. When Scott, my co worker, got to her and asked her if she needed any help, she exclaimed " I've needed help for the last 45 minutes! I've seen you helping that hispanic lady over there! I've seen you helping that cracker woman over there! But when it comes to a black woman you don't offer no help!". Needless to say, Scott was a little suprised by this and said " I'm sorry, mam we are very busy, and I am offering to help you now." Scott got her on the right track.( She was totally in the wrong section....refer to previous statement about a mission.) After she found the Bible she wanted, she came up to the register, she mutters under her breath "cracker mumble mumble....racist badword.....".
I love working here.....

posted by Mike at 2:01 PM


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